September 8, 2012

Here is a feel good fact! Laughter can actually lower blood pressure! Laughter truly is the best medicine, and the only after taste is DEEEEEEEELISH! :)

 I hope today's blog makes you SMILE! :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
 That was sign language for LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

 :)   GIGGLES GALORE    :)

Q- What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A-   Nacho cheese! :)


Q- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A-Sanka :)
Q-What is the best thing to put in a pie?
A- Your teeth. preferably while they are in your mouth! :)

Q-Waiter, this food taste kind of funny?

A-Then why aren't you laughing? :) :)


Q-Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A- I am not telling because you might spread it! :)
Q -Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A- To go with the jellyfish! :)
Q-Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A- Because it might crack up! :)


Q- What did the baby corn say to it's mom?

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Q- What do you call candy that is stolen?
A- Hot chocolate! :)
Q-What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
A- Cashews! :)
Q- Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A- No, it will be round! :)
Q-What is green and sings?
A- Elvis Parsley! :)

Q- What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A- A Girl Scout that lost her cookie! :)
Q- Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A- It wasn't  peeling well! :)

Q- What is  white, has  a horn and gives milk?
A- A dairy truck! :)
Q- What candy do kids eat on a playground?
A- Recess pieces! :)
Q- What do elves make sandwiches with?
A- Shortbread! :)

Q- What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
A- The twist! :)
Q-What cheese is made backwards?
A- Edam! :)

Q- What do you give a sick lemon?

A- Lemon aide! :)


I am laughing hysterically \0/ :

                   I dedicate my children’s series to my
                        loving family that makes me
         J  feel good  J

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