September 8, 2012

Here is a feel good fact! Laughter can actually lower blood pressure! Laughter truly is the best medicine, and the only after taste is DEEEEEEEELISH! :)

 I hope today's blog makes you SMILE! :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
 That was sign language for LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

 :)   GIGGLES GALORE    :)

Q- What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A-   Nacho cheese! :)


Q- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A-Sanka :)
Q-What is the best thing to put in a pie?
A- Your teeth. preferably while they are in your mouth! :)

Q-Waiter, this food taste kind of funny?

A-Then why aren't you laughing? :) :)


Q-Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A- I am not telling because you might spread it! :)
Q -Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A- To go with the jellyfish! :)
Q-Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A- Because it might crack up! :)


Q- What did the baby corn say to it's mom?

     lets go to.....
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Q- What do you call candy that is stolen?
A- Hot chocolate! :)
Q-What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
A- Cashews! :)
Q- Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A- No, it will be round! :)
Q-What is green and sings?
A- Elvis Parsley! :)

Q- What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A- A Girl Scout that lost her cookie! :)
Q- Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A- It wasn't  peeling well! :)

Q- What is  white, has  a horn and gives milk?
A- A dairy truck! :)
Q- What candy do kids eat on a playground?
A- Recess pieces! :)
Q- What do elves make sandwiches with?
A- Shortbread! :)

Q- What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
A- The twist! :)
Q-What cheese is made backwards?
A- Edam! :)

Q- What do you give a sick lemon?

A- Lemon aide! :)


I am laughing hysterically \0/ :

                   I dedicate my children’s series to my
                        loving family that makes me
         J  feel good  J

www.thefeelgoodfamilyseries.com

                                  

September 5, 2012

I am in the pink!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What can I say folks?  It is kind of hard to put to words how it feels to be 60 years young, and suddenly I am redefining myself. On second thought, it isn't hard to put to words at all! In the words of one of my favorite childhood movies, I am sUpEr caLi  fRaJiLiStIc eXpEeAlIdOcIoUs!!!!!!! :) 


 Now I am a pretty relaxed granny , as granny's go, however, weeks ago I sat down at my computer to check my emails and I saw a message written across the subject line from Bettie Youngs Books. It read as follows: We'll issue a contract to you on Saturday, call us at noon!!!!!!!!!!!! :)  :) I did what any normal granny would do. I calmly stood up and SCREEEEEEEEEEAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGOSHHHHHHH!


With that said, my life has been rapidly changing.  I feel like I need a GPS to direct me down all these new and exciting roads.  Now, if my kids heard me saying that, they would be the first to tell you that their Mamala(that would me) is very challenged with modern technology........so GPS??????? Probably not!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Writing such fun stories and losing myself in Giggleville, USA, has just been terrific. That my friends, was just the beginning. If truth be told, my mind is getting a great work out. :) I have a whole new appreciation for all of my fellow authors. One of my best friends has been here setting up all kinds of social media for me. Teri is a great teacher. This kind of reminds me of learning how to knit. I got the hang of it and then dropped stitches and kept running back to get it fixed. That was a slow process but it all came together. Here I am doing what I love most. Writing to everyone via this blog, or shall I say typing to everyone of you!


 It's been a long day of driving my FANTASTIC illustrator, Stephanie Smith, crazy, I am sure!!! I have only tweeked the cover for the book about 5 times in the past couple of days. :) Did I forget to mention everything must be in the publisher's hand in a matter of weeks! It will all be great though. :)


 This has been the day of decisions.  I decided while I am redefining my life, I decided to redefine my hair. The MAJOR decision of cutting my hair short, or not??? Decision, decisions, decisions! :) Well, I took a deep breath and went to my fantastic hairdresser, Brent and he magically redefined my head! Well, on the outside anyway! :)  :) With less hair, I have more time to spend on my books. :)


It is time to go to sleep. I must say I am enjoying blogging. Certainly a little different than, Giggleville, or is it???????? Hmmmmmmm......


                                                  Nighty nite!!!! :)




I dedicate my children’s series to my
loving family that makes me
J  feel good  J